crissssssssss angel

I do a lot of crunches. Oh, and cocaine.

perez hilton

It's about fucking time.

this fuckhead

I keep accidentally breaking mirrors with my dick.

kelly fucking ripa

You can still catch episodes of Hope & Faith on WE!!!!!!!!

brendan frazier

Did you see me in the Mummy? What about the Mummy 2? What about the Mummy 3? What about the Mummy 4?

shia leDouche

I usually play the bad boy.

both of these fucking douche bags

We're not bad people. We're just great actors.